@inmysocks Hmmm... I just realised I can make white Russians with oat milk. Sudden increase in vodka intake incoming!

Any folks on here looking for a full-time position in ? With covid currently mostly 100% remote but with a view to at least 20% in office once that's possible again. Senior role, with sole responsibility for setting a roadmap for security in a and mostly world. Get in touch and I can give more details.

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I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.

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(urgent) looking for translation jobs in EU, please boost 

I have a friend currently in Hungary on a work permit for an internship. they're looking for jobs so they can extend their work permit and not have to fly back home.

they work in translation and are fluent in Arabic, English, and French and have a few years of experience.

if you have any openings where you work and your company sponsors foreign workers then please let me know and I'll send you a resume!!

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Hello, good afternoon, yes, sorry for the bother, but...

Someone needs to make this, please? So that I might give them all the money.

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Die freie Musiksoftware "#Audacity" wurde von einer russischen Firma übernommen. Diese will jetzt #GoogleAnalytics in das quelloffene Kreativprogramm einbauen. Die Community läuft Sturm gegen dieses neue "Feature".

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The US supports to lift patents on Covid-19 vaccines in the @wto!
A HUGE victory for all campaigners involved!

You can make @EU_Commission do the same thing.
Sign & Share the official European Citizens' Initiative

@spacekookie hey @aral I know you'll be a good person to signal boost this "wonderful" turn of events.

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Apparently the new audacity owners are adding telemetry to it :/ This is....concerning. Especially because that PR discussion has _zero_ opposition to the feature being added

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Familiar with :apple_inc: Swift, UIKit, and know your way around XCode? Want to help advance the state of #XMPP on #iOS? :xmpp: 📱 We're looking for developers to help bring our iOS app over the finish line! 🏁

This will be a paid short-term project producing FLOSS. DM or email if you're interested.

Not an iOS dev? That's okay, boosts appreciated too! 🙂

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@vortex_egg @voltur I actually think that the "I just want to code" mindset is bad for even the venture capital funded places. It spreads into "works on my machine" attitudes and in my view is toxic as hell.

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which bell do i ring again to summon the trekkies to get a meme i stole for them in the spirit of jolly cooperation,

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Covid, Poll, Boosts Welcome 

@nyx gone from "no" to "had jab #1" during the poll duration!

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Griping about nothing at all serious 

I am always going to be upset that there is a bar in Paris called 'The Little Big Bear', and it is not a gay bar.

Like, what the fuck?

It is bad enough that Le Coq Sportif is a clothing brand and not the bar where you go to pick up hot footballers

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Time for another biased poll.

Do you know what CC and BCC stand for in eMail without having to look it up?

I would appreciate it if you boosted this toot. :-)

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Single-user instance for Martyn. You don't want to join this club.